XOXO, Gossip Girl: Ranking Nate Archibald's Best and Worst Relationships
Let's have fun 'Gossip Girl' golden boy Nate Archibald's thirty second birthday via ranking his best (and worst) relationships throughout the collection!
Good morning Upper East Siders, Gossip Girl right here, your one and best supply into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite (admit it, you heard Kristen Bell narrating that, didn't you?)
But we digress from the scandalous story de jour. Manhattan's resident golden boy Nate Archibald (played by resident golden boy actor Chace Crawford) is turning some other year older on April fifth, so let's shower him with the reward of nostalgia — and judgment.
Here are Nate's best (and worst) Gossip Girl relationships, ranked from worst to best.
Sage Spence
Let's just say Nate got his midlife disaster out of the way in which a long time forward of agenda.
Gossip Girl Season 6 Nate was once totally in his persona expansion era, along with his position as editor-in-chief of The Spectator and his newfound sense of adulthood.
That's why his Season 6 Gossip Girl female friend, Sage Spence (Sofia Black-D'Elia), made absolutely no sense.
Not most effective was once she a minor when she and Nate first met, however Sage lacked the maturity to match the place Nate used to be in his existence at that point in the sequence.
Sage would've been a greater match for Season 1 Nate, but Nate most effective had eyes for Serena van der Woodsen...
Bree Buckley
Behold yet one more reason why Nate developed accept as true with problems.
Nate's Season 3 Gossip Girl girlfriend Bree Buckley (JoAnna Garcia Swisher) unquestionably had the threshold on Sage in terms of age and maturity. Initially, she looked as if it would essentially care about Nate (although her circle of relatives was like the Hatfields to Nate's Archibald McCoys).
Sadly, it turns out Bree was just the use of Nate to get to Carter Baizen (Sebastian Stan) because he jilted her on the altar. What's that announcing about how harm people hurt people once more?
Juliet Sharp
Nate simply loves his beautiful walking pink flags.
Somewhere in literary heaven, Shakespeare is weeping into his angel wings because Juliet Sharp (Katie Cassidy) tainted the title of one of his well-known heroines.
Not best did Juliet drug Serena (sorry girl, we know your brother was once imprisoned but that is still no excuse for being toxic) and gaslight everyone into oblivion, however she used Nate just to get closer to her gorgeous blonde goal within the first place.
Diana Payne
Why Nate Archibald must've long past to treatment.
In a first-rate case of guys will literally move to the West Coast and fall in love with rich older girls as a substitute of going to therapy, we provide Nate's Season 5 Gossip Girl female friend, Diana Payne (Elizabeth Hurley), sometimes called the human embodiment of Nate's ongoing mommy issues.
Don't get us flawed, Elizabeth chewed up each scene she was once in together with her constant schemes and ruthless ambition, and there was no denying that she challenged Nate in ways he had never skilled ahead of.
But in many ways, Diana was the usage of Nate simply as much as his exes did, and that is why Diana wasn't good for the golden boy of the Upper East Side.
Blair Waldorf
One of the folks pictured went on to be royalty for a sizzling second, the opposite is Nate.
Let's face it, Blair Waldorf (Leighton Meester) was the best persona on Gossip Girl for lots of reasons, but courting Nate wasn't one in all them. Blair concept she liked Nate, but in all actuality, she cherished the speculation of Nate raising her standing among Manhattan's upper elite.
However, we positioned her so top on Nate's Gossip Girl girlfriends checklist because being with Blair made Nate notice who the true love of his lifestyles was.
OK, we don't condone the fact that Nate cheated on Blair with his one true love, but howdy, this is Gossip Girl in any case! Where scorching, wealthy people do scandalous issues with no shred of regret (ah, to be wealthy)!
Serena van der Woodsen
Someone put them on the quilt of 'Vogue' already.
They say the first girl always wins, and that are meant to've been the case with Nate and Serena (Blake Lively), Nate's best Gossip Girl female friend. Sure, their scandalous tryst kicked off the series in the first position, however via the Gossip Girl series finale, Nate and Serena have been in a some distance higher place than they were within the pilot episode (hello personality construction!)
So the best Gossip Girl relationship for Nate ironically was the one that by no means ended up going down!
Serena will have to've gotten in line for treatment behind Nate because opting for Dan Humphrey as her husband after he was the reason why all of her secrets have been leaked for years just screams low vanity. In the top, satirically, Nate and Serena were a really perfect match, but hiya, this is not Disney, it is Gossip Girl.
With an honorable point out to Vanessa, Nate's different Gossip Girl female friend, but for sure now not his best courting. XO, XO.
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