6-Year-Old Writes Hilarious Letter to Teacher Calling Her a 'Thief and a Crook'

Isaiah did not think it was truthful that his Hummingbird Bucks had been taken away for talking to Connor, and he let his teacher know!

Robin Zlotnick - Author

Isaiah is a 6-year-old scholar who had had it up to here with his teacher's unfair punishments. So he did what any levelheaded first-grader (I suppose he is in first grade) would do. He wrote a scathing, savage letter to his teacher explaining the whole thing that used to be improper with what she did and telling her she used to be going to Hell ("the burning 1"). 

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Sure, Isaiah almost definitely may have curtailed his language (and not insulted his teacher's new haircut, for instance), but he captured the hearts of the web anyway. Twitter person @HelloKennedi posted the letter, which she'd come throughout on Facebook, and it went totally viral on both platforms. Isaiah instantly turned into a hero for everybody who has ever dreamed of standing up to the injustice they're dealing with. 

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"Dear Mrs. Jones," the letter reads, "I am angry of you because you took 25 of my hummingbird bucks all because I was talking to Conner. That's no big deal, I'm only 6, I can't be qyet all the time and that makes you a theif and and crook a you are going to Hell real Hell the burning 1 because you a theif [sic]. 

"I labored laborious for those greenbacks and my only prayer in chaple [sic] lately used to be that god will get you to Hell speedy, super fast, and your new haircut is dangerous, real bad. Isaiah"

Isaiah has some strong feelings about those hummingbird bucks and about Mrs. Jones. Even though Mrs. Jones called Isaiah's parents in to talk about the letter, pretty much everyone on the internet was impressed by his communication skills and his reasoning. He's only 6 for goodness' sake!

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Not only is his writing impressive, but people applauded his choice of venue for venting his feelings. "Well he gets an A for expressing his emotions in writing as opposed to lashing out throughout elegance," one person wrote

"Excellent composition skills and vainness," wrote another

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Not to mention, many took Isaiah's side in the argument. I don't know how hummingbird bucks are distributed or their value, but 25 seems like a lot to take away just for talking to Conner. Like Isaiah said, he's only 6! He can't be completely quiet all the time. The kid knows his limits. 

"I love the way in which he approached his predicament," another commenter wrote. "25 hummingbird dollars is definitely method to much for talking to Conner! He's showing that he understands the act of compromise, and he most certainly does not even know the phrase but! He's very observant, analytic and figuring out."

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Mrs. Jones better watch out. There's a whole section of the internet that is on Isaiah's side and thinks he was wholly justified for writing this letter. And honestly, it makes sense. 

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Rewards are earned. Taking away something a kid earned seems like it would reverse the effect of the reward, rendering them meaningless in the first place. Seems like it would be tough to convince Isaiah that he should work to earn more hummingbird bucks now that he knows that they can be taken away for something as simple as talking to Conner. 

And by the way, where's Conner in all this?! Did he get in trouble, too? I doubt Isaiah was talking to Conner and Conner wasn't talking back at all. 

The real question we have about this whole situation though — and don't deny it — is what is Mrs. Jones' haircut like? We simply need to know.

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"I bet she's within the reflect RIGHT NOW taking a look at that haircut," someone wrote. It's true. Little youngsters don't have any filter out. They are honest to a fault, and the worst part is that a lot of the time, they are right. 

Mrs. Jones terrible haircut will grow out, but her misuse of hummingbird dollars may not unless any individual stands up to her. Today, that any individual was once Isaiah, and we could not love him extra for it. 

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